Well then you need to try Tentacle Grape!
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See? I'm not joking, it's a real soda. And since it's real you should buy some!
And yes, I do get a commission if you follow that link and buy some! Why else would I be whoring myself out to Tentacle Grape? Sure they have an awesome name but that alone wouldn't make me do it.
Come on, I'm a poor college student who can't find any other work. I've even tried craigslist for fuck's sake. You can even write it off on your taxes as a charity if you want to.
So please, BUY TENTACLE GRAPE!
Also, I wanna post a pic from that site in this journal but I forgot how. Anyone know?